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My Dick is Kind of Big (featuring Jen McCreight)

by tangentbot & three ninjas

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    The first track from the forthcoming album Classic Moments with Tangentbot and Three Ninjas.

    Music and lyrics by Tangentbot and Three Ninjas. Featuring quips from Jen McCreight of www.blaghag.com and French counting by Hilary Grace of Chicago, IL.
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I'm homeopathically sexy
I drink mochas every morning
If you ever try to text me
Let this be a warning
Keep that shit short cause this ain't free
and if you include a fucking joke
it better fucking floor me
Few folks try to fight me
cause I'm way offbeat and boring
If I drink enough I'm lively
and if not I get ignoring
I've never met a man
as extraordinarily
average as me

My dick is kind of big

She has stars over her ovaries
She's taking pictures and she tags em
Baby please come home with me
cause you know I'm using magnums
Lynnwood's not too far from here
Let's say "accio" and make dogs appear
(cause it's sexy when all the dogs are here)
We can watch Planet Earth
keep pitcher plants in sphagnum
cause baby, I got girth
Have I mentioned I use magnums?
I've got sex hair but no sex
masturbation's my forte
Nervous about the fucking
but I'm the master of foreplay

My dick is kind of big

Spray some rhino lining on the truck bed of my soul
Messing around's been fun but the shit gets kind of old
I came to you for warmth but sometimes Seattle's cold
I asked you in to my heart but my soul got sold
Let me just assume you look at everyone that way
Let's twitpic some tit pics cause tomorrow's another day
I bought you Rock Band 3 but you didn't wanna play
Desperate for excuses, you convinced me I was gay

My dick is kind of big


released January 1, 2011


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